I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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