Michael Bay diarrhea
He kissed a someone with a penis
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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