I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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