this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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