She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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