You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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