how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I touched a dick in church today
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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