You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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