Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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