Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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