***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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