im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
A+ Viking dick
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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