are you so shy because you have an std?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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