come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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