marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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