Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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