he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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