i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize