stop calling my apartment porn island.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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