I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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