ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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