if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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