Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
this is an emotional support booty call
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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