I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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