i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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