would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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