I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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