whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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