That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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