I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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