I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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