Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I have tasted many bathrooms
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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