Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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