I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize