I don't think brook has ever known best
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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