But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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