Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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