i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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