my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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