Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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