She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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