we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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