this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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