Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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