I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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