how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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