It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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