Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Party on wayne
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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