ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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