All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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