Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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